Tom Ford in the November W: "My butt is naturally hairless, by the way."

Said appropos of the issue's centerfold, which shows a naked Tom Ford cavorting with two clothed ladies in the sack. The boys at Style.com have chosen not to post that picture, or the others from the over-the-top Ford fashion spread, staring the designer in each and every photo. But some kind citizen in the East has come to our rescue. The centerforld is here; the other photos start here.